London Mint Rap (READ FIRST)
@ Counter-Strike Source (English) forum

DISCLAIMER : I DID NOT MAKE THIS






I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and cuz I'm like the top fragger of a clan dude...
And I think everyone's got a **g problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the match...
Because...


These chicks don't even know the name of my team...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the top fragger of my clan...

So I get off stage right and drop the 518
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Hughsy.
I'm the top fragger in MiNT baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my **' god it's Hughsy"
"I swear to ****g god dude you **** rock"
"Please Hugshy please let me suck your "
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the 20 bomb and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday hudz tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Georgia Bold's my wife to be
This CGS star , it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because


These chicks don't even know the name of my team...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the top fragger of my clan...


You just wanna see a * backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these noobs and do a TV-performance
But we in the van and he in a school bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm ritch (oh I thought you was Greer)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to frag, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Lewis Hughes book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Look at Lew little punk ass thinkin' he the
Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Wheat?
([Hughsy No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for setup check
Man I ain't goin' to setup check
But our mice are screwed up and his always feels best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Lew
([Hughsy You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

They say the top fraggers rock, but the team does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that G is hot
I should cut his mouse off when the game starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your team)
We ain't a team * we don't play properly
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Hughsy G carry my bag)
* carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the are you? Where's smallhead and hudzG?!)

Goddammit I'm sick of this team
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the strats
Till smallhead slipped me some crack
Birmingham Recap video I was in the back
compLexity video I was in the back
the media, I got some suggestions
Hughsy, ask us the questions
Like who's MiNT, how we get started
(But what about Hughsy?)
* are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, *es think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
MiNT, I'm outta this team
I'm gonna start a team with the real DreaM


Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - ritch]
These chicks don't even know the name of my team...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...( Hughsy)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the top fragger of my team...
My team [6x]


[Hughsy as a salsa singer]
I'm the top fragger of my team, I get smallhead to take off his underpants
And the top fragger of my team, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
My my my Meffus is offline

Jack Graham // jagg Posted 4 months ago: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:05:22 +0100

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