a infused limo will collect us all, just waiting on Will Nye ( the offical infused driver ) to renew his license
@ Fun stuff forum

whilst i know tek9 forums may, in most circumstances generally fail... i found this earlier today posted by joefroobs (appologies if you're an avid cod gamer and visit this website often, in which case this post is old, but some people may find bits of it amusing and sad)



"basically some thick mug who kept changing his display name, kept asking numerous people to join cod4's infused, promising he would buy everyone a beer at lan. After speaking to this guy it was clear he was mentally challenged, but on what scale it was unclear. The following convosation is 100% true, it starts off slow, but it is unbelievable how stupid this kid is.


[22:25] joefroobs: 85.236.100.19 16384 thats infused vent
[22:25] rand0m: np m8
[22:25] rand0m: gd game
[22:25] rand0m: tbh
[22:25] rand0m: enjoyed it
[22:26] joefroobs: vanner said he wants 2 speak 2 u about a new team come on
[22:26] joefroobs: brb
[22:26] rand0m: aint got mic
[22:26] joefroobs: you seemed 2 have 1 earlier
[22:26] rand0m: ye
[22:26] rand0m: on laptop
[22:27] rand0m: and downloadin new drivers
[22:27] rand0m: for it
[22:27] rand0m: configuring it
[22:27] rand0m: aint got it at mo
[22:27] joefroobs: get back on ur laptop then
[22:27] joefroobs: vanner says he wants 2 discuss the team now
[22:27] joefroobs: he doesnt have much time
[22:27] rand0m: k
[22:27] rand0m: says vent full
[22:27] rand0m: btw
[22:28] joefroobs: its a 150 slot vent and there is about 10 people on it
[22:35] joefroobs: vanner needs u 2 sign the contracts now
[22:35] rand0m: what contracts
[22:35] rand0m: in email or what>
[22:36] joefroobs: for the team
[22:36] joefroobs: a agreement for 1000 euros a month
[22:36] rand0m: K
[22:36] rand0m: what do i do?
[22:37] rand0m: i am tryin to fix mic with drivers
[22:44] rand0m: hi m8
[22:44] rand0m: has vanner told u 2 tag up
[22:44] joefroobs: yeh getting sorted properly 2moro tho
[22:44] infused rand0m: how come he picked me>
[22:44] infused rand0m: did u say anythign 2 him
[22:45] joefroobs: he had scouts who recommended u because of ur skills
[22:45] infused rand0m: LOL
[22:45] infused rand0m: who?
[22:45] infused rand0m: did not think i am that gd tbh
[22:45] joefroobs: i dont know the who the scouts are, they are undercover
[22:46] infused rand0m: K
[22:46] joefroobs: yeah man, vanner said you will be team captain or vice captain alongside vanner
[22:46] infused rand0m: lol
[22:46] infused rand0m: has he got the right random
[22:46] infused rand0m: u sure he has the right random?
[22:46] infused rand0m: since there are a few out there?
[22:46] joefroobs: nah he said its u
[22:47] infused rand0m: just don't want all this then finding out its the worng random m8
[22:47] infused rand0m: our team be quite g
[22:47] infused rand0m: gd
[22:48] joefroobs: yeah vanner just sorting the contracts
[22:48] infused rand0m: k
[22:48] infused rand0m: £100 a month quite alot
[22:48] infused rand0m: for me
[22:48] infused rand0m: since i only get £60 a month
[22:48] infused rand0m: need to get a job or somehting
[22:49] joefroobs: yeah but after a year, you get £20,000 a year
[22:49] joefroobs: just because of the contracts are done
[22:49] joefroobs: the first year is a dedicational year
[22:49] infused rand0m: i start lookin for a part time job m8 as well
[22:49] infused rand0m: i defo in though
[22:50] infused rand0m: i can borrow money off parents anyways#
[22:50] joefroobs: wont need a job after 1st year when u got salary of £20,000
[22:50] joefroobs: then it doubles if infused win in the China masters LAN
[22:50] infused rand0m: wicked m8
[22:50] infused rand0m: thats true
[22:51] infused rand0m: we on invite
[22:51] infused rand0m: or preinvite or anything m8
[22:51] joefroobs: yeah, going to be a new channel tho
[22:52] joefroobs: called super-invite
[22:52] joefroobs: top 5-10 teams only
[22:52] joefroobs: but it is top secret the channel
[22:52] joefroobs: only very few select people know about it
[22:53] joefroobs: can you drive or do you have a car?
[22:59] infused rand0m: learning
[22:59] infused rand0m: will have passed just after i35
[22:59] infused rand0m: so thats no rpbo
[22:59] infused rand0m: alreayd got mini
[22:59] infused rand0m: should have passed v soon m8
[22:59] joefroobs: oh right, well guna say infused could of given you a car
[22:59] infused rand0m: what else fo they give ya
[22:59] infused rand0m: any pc parts
[22:59] infused rand0m: since i need some new pc thigns
[23:00] infused rand0m: i get mic and come vent
[23:00] infused rand0m: come up in diff channel
[23:00] joefroobs: they do the lot m8
[23:00] infused rand0m: i get mic sorted now
[23:00] joefroobs: the owner is from saudi and a multi-billionaire
[23:01] joefroobs: obviously the team will get the latest high tech computers every 6 months
[23:01] infused rand0m: come upo
[23:01] infused rand0m: to top
[23:01] infused rand0m: of vent
[23:01] joefroobs: cant atm in a game
[23:01] infused rand0m: k thats fien m8
[23:02] joefroobs: you seen the owner of infused, the saudi guy, is developing flying cars
[23:02] joefroobs: thats why he is so rich
[23:02] infused rand0m: rofl
[23:02] joefroobs: and in about 5 years
[23:02] infused rand0m: this true
[23:02] joefroobs: when the betas will be out the team will have first looks
[23:02] joefroobs: year it is, its early stages
[23:02] infused rand0m: i canoot believe it to tbh
[23:02] infused rand0m: class
[23:02] infused rand0m: we have it then
[23:02] infused rand0m: brb
[23:03] joefroobs: but obviously in the first year or 2 he wont give the team in big salaries
[23:03] joefroobs: thats why the first year you only get new pcs and lan support and gear
[23:03] joefroobs: 2nd year you get £20,000
[23:04] joefroobs: 3rd year it goes to £100,000 plus a 2 week team holiday to new york
[23:04] joefroobs: 4th year it is £1 million
[23:05] infused rand0m: that fine
[23:05] joefroobs: 5th year is the exclusive look at the prototype of the helton-jenkings 545AB2 ( flying car )
[23:05] infused rand0m: any news on these pc's m8
[23:05] infused rand0m: since i need a brand new one m8 tbh
[23:05] joefroobs: yeah about 1-2 month and the latest PC will be made and sent
[23:06] infused rand0m: to each of us
[23:06] joefroobs: yeah
[23:06] infused rand0m: this defo?
[23:06] joefroobs: think the PCs will be worth aroun £5,000
[23:06] joefroobs: or near enough
[23:06] infused rand0m: nice
[23:06] infused rand0m: what bout i35 tickets
[23:06] infused rand0m: i can't afford this atm
[23:06] infused rand0m: will this be brought or what
[23:07] joefroobs: yeah, a infused limo will collect us all, just waiting on Will Nye ( the offical infused driver ) to renew his license
[23:08] infused rand0m: when will my ticket be brought?
[23:08] infused rand0m: who did i need to contatc
[23:08] joefroobs: your ticket will be sent in about 1 week
[23:08] infused rand0m: k
[23:08] joefroobs: once the team is made offical
[23:09] infused rand0m: k
[23:09] infused rand0m: reckon this be the team vanner said
[23:09] infused rand0m: u guys still need to see me play though
[23:09] infused rand0m: don't u?
[23:09] joefroobs: yeah, you will be vice captain
[23:09] infused rand0m: what did u think of me in that cb
[23:09] infused rand0m: on the same skill as these guys?
[23:09] joefroobs: yeah, easily
[23:10] infused rand0m: reckon i be in the team easily then m8?
[23:10] joefroobs: do you know tek-9 players?
[23:10] infused rand0m: ye some of them
[23:10] infused rand0m: davy
[23:10] joefroobs: well before they were anything, i used to train them, they werent very good back then
[23:10] infused rand0m: ex mark
[23:10] infused rand0m: stevy ages ago
[23:10] joefroobs: yeah davy especially, he was working on a market in belgium davy was
[23:11] infused rand0m: all Uk team right?
[23:11] joefroobs: i recruited him and immediatly spotted davy's talent and made him
[23:11] joefroobs: you have way more talent than davy, mark stevy put together
[23:11] joefroobs: you will be a top top player
[23:11] joefroobs: yeah team will be all UK
[23:11] infused rand0m: glad u have that much faith m8
[23:12] infused rand0m: not on tomzo
[23:12] infused rand0m: got to go out a t 9
[23:12] infused rand0m: got college party to attend
[23:12] joefroobs: ive coached alot of the big player, alot of them werent too specialy like mark, but you m8 you have it
[23:12] infused rand0m: thanls for that
[23:12] infused rand0m: i have gd game sense
[23:12] infused rand0m: need to work aim
[23:12] infused rand0m: i play alot of 1v1's
[23:12] infused rand0m: and 2v2's
[23:12] infused rand0m: as well as 5v5's
[23:12] infused rand0m: so got decent game sense m8
[23:13] joefroobs: yeah your game sense is top notch
[23:13] infused rand0m: np
[23:13] infused rand0m: hope all of what u guys say is true
[23:13] infused rand0m: since i do not want to be conned
[23:13] joefroobs: for your aim, i have some very good techniques to increase it
[23:13] infused rand0m: thanks m8
[23:13] joefroobs: have you not heard how big infused is?
[23:13] infused rand0m: ye fc
[23:13] joefroobs: they just got a new massive owner
[23:13] infused rand0m: i know its big
[23:13] joefroobs: the saudi guy
[23:14] infused rand0m: K
[23:14] joefroobs: it is going huge
[23:14] infused rand0m: class m8
[23:14] joefroobs: big TV contracts getting sorted, the lot
[23:14] infused rand0m: glad i can be a part of the cod 4 team
[23:14] infused rand0m: all iw ant is lan support
[23:14] infused rand0m: lay with u guys
[23:14] infused rand0m: be the best
[23:14] infused rand0m: play with ay guys
[23:14] infused rand0m: lan with ya as well
[23:14] joefroobs: yeah, will be good
[23:14] infused rand0m: u put a gd word in fopr me m8
[23:15] infused rand0m: usually on most the night but been busy m8
[23:15] joefroobs: and at the end of 3rd year i think is the big holiday in new york or where we want
[23:15] joefroobs: 2/3 weeks
[23:15] infused rand0m: class m8
[23:15] joefroobs: all expenses paid
[23:15] infused rand0m: do we get servers paid for
[23:15] infused rand0m: etc
[23:15] joefroobs: no, but vanner will pay for those
[23:15] infused rand0m: i have some
[23:15] infused rand0m: i can give
[23:16] joefroobs: yeah, all the better
[23:16] infused rand0m: justa match one
[23:16] infused rand0m: i change the name
[23:16] infused rand0m: now
[23:16] infused rand0m: what shall i call it
[23:16] infused rand0m: infused match or what
[23:16] infused rand0m: what do u want it called
[23:16] joefroobs: yeah infused match : sponsered by Blackmane's Boilers
[23:17] joefroobs: thats one of the sponser for the team u see
[23:17] joefroobs: good to advertise
[23:17] infused rand0m: u jokin
[23:17] infused rand0m: blackmane from dingits
[23:17] joefroobs: yeah, he owns a boiler company, well his dad does
[23:17] joefroobs: makes boilers and fits them, thats why he is called blackmane
[23:18] infused rand0m: when all these sponsors goin on the site
[23:18] infused rand0m: infused webby m8
[23:18] joefroobs: probably about 2-3 weeks
[23:18] joefroobs: atm the site is not very good
[23:18] joefroobs: but in 2-3 weeks it will be very big
[23:18] infused rand0m: cool m8
[23:20] infused rand0m: done servers
[23:20] joefroobs: nice
[23:20] infused rand0m: i send vanner all info laters on it
[23:20] joefroobs: yeh yeh
[23:20] infused rand0m: why has he picked me
[23:20] infused rand0m: i never played with vanner
[23:20] infused rand0m: tbh
[23:21] joefroobs: told you the scouts been tracking you
[23:21] infused rand0m: ye m8 just itsv random
[23:21] joefroobs: they recommend, today i had a inspectition
[23:21] joefroobs: and i told vanner
[23:21] infused rand0m: k coll
[23:21] infused rand0m: k cool
[23:21] infused rand0m: np
[23:22] joefroobs: believe me m8, ive seen all the big names before they were something
[23:22] joefroobs: i can spot the talent
[23:22] infused rand0m: k m8
[23:22] joefroobs: and you have more than any of them
[23:22] infused rand0m: always wanted to play in big team
[23:22] joefroobs: this team guna be huge
[23:22] infused rand0m: now i have one
[23:22] infused rand0m: i am overthe moon
[23:22] infused rand0m: m8 tbh i can bring in one immense player
[23:22] joefroobs: i tell you, in 2/3 years biggest team in the world, easy
[23:23] infused rand0m: which is better than me
[23:23] infused rand0m: called cream
[23:23] infused rand0m: one of the best players i have ever seen
[23:23] infused rand0m: i point him vanners way tbvh
[23:23] joefroobs: yeah we do need a 10th player i think
[23:23] infused rand0m: k
[23:23] infused rand0m: i get hiom on vent tomoz m8
[23:24] infused rand0m: 10th player>
[23:24] infused rand0m: is this 1 team
[23:24] infused rand0m: or 2
[23:24] joefroobs: 1
[23:24] infused rand0m: why 10?
[23:24] joefroobs: the new skysports cod4 league going to be 10v10
[23:24] infused rand0m: oh right
[23:24] joefroobs: and so will all the new big tournments
[23:24] infused rand0m: would i play all the the officals
[23:24] infused rand0m: or be dropped u reckon
[23:25] joefroobs: nah u will be a key player
[23:25] infused rand0m: m8 i knwo soemg ood tac nades
[23:25] infused rand0m: like one on crash
[23:25] infused rand0m: can get it off top hardware into a stairs
[23:25] infused rand0m: or from top a to bk sniper house
[23:25] joefroobs: sounds ace, we always been looking for that 1
[23:26] infused rand0m: or from a roof to b bomb
[23:26] infused rand0m: thats one gd tbh
[23:26] infused rand0m: who would i have to give my address 2
[23:26] infused rand0m: so i get sent the lan ticket
[23:26] infused rand0m: etc
[23:26] joefroobs: that will be sorted for you in the next 2-3 days
[23:26] infused rand0m: k
[23:26] infused rand0m: can i rent computer down there
[23:26] infused rand0m: or what
[23:26] joefroobs: u will get the guy to email
[23:27] joefroobs: rent a computer where? infused HQ?
[23:27] infused rand0m: i35
[23:27] infused rand0m: i realu don't wanna take mine down
[23:27] infused rand0m: case its get nicked tbh m8
[23:27] infused rand0m: connect 85.236.101.24:29560 ;password teddy
[23:27] infused rand0m: rcon i50
[23:27] infused rand0m: give vanner that server info m8
[23:27] joefroobs: well when the limo comes down to pick you up, there will already be all the PCs and that in the boot
[23:28] infused rand0m: whatnthe limo picks me up from house?
[23:28] infused rand0m: from my house or what?
[23:28] joefroobs: yeah your house, or a prefered location
[23:28] infused rand0m: n1
[23:28] infused rand0m: this sounds gd tbh
[23:29] infused rand0m: well like new pc after i35
[23:29] joefroobs: yeah the limo is real nice, ive seen it before, got laptops and stuff hooked up inside
[23:29] infused rand0m: reckon we all get that
[23:29] joefroobs: yeah easy
[23:29] infused rand0m: bet they don't pay for u to rent out a flat
[23:29] infused rand0m: or house
[23:29] infused rand0m: or whatever would they
[23:30] joefroobs: the new owner is mega rich, met him before, he is dead keen about the team
[23:30] infused rand0m: cool anwyasy m8 this should be gd
[23:31] joefroobs: he said if we need he can hook us up with a mansion in sussex, 700 aches of land, beautiful views, the lot
[23:32] infused rand0m: how gd net
[23:32] joefroobs: around 100mb
[23:32] infused rand0m: fuckin hell
[23:32] joefroobs: it wont be BT or anything, it will be infused's own net
[23:32] joefroobs: so dead reliable
[23:46] joefroobs: hey dude
[23:46] joefroobs: can you do a interview like next week for one of the sponsers
[23:47] joefroobs: Josh Towers's Towers - he makes towers, his company made the wall of china and other stuff, but anyway he would like a interview about the team and as vice captain i think you will be good
[23:49] infused rand0m: if we want any other pc games
[23:49] infused rand0m: k
[23:49] infused rand0m: thats fine
[23:49] infused rand0m: more than happy 2m8
[23:50] infused rand0m: after this war i talk to vanner
[23:50] infused rand0m: alone
[23:50] infused rand0m: if i can
[23:50] joefroobs: yeah, not sure if he can tonight, but tomorrow deffo
[23:50] infused rand0m: tu guys done yet
[23:50] joefroobs: vanner doin something atm
[23:52] joefroobs: right just sorting out some minor stuff
[23:52] joefroobs: do you wear a thong or briefs? just getting the personalised infused underwear sorted
[23:54] infused rand0m: LOL
[23:54] infused rand0m: boxers m8
[23:55] joefroobs: you want the infused logo on the front or the back
[23:55] infused rand0m: bk
[00:00] joefroobs: right in about a month when the big promotion of infused will be launched, the team will be on a plane to USA where we will be doing interviews and meeting celebs, you might have todo a duet with the Pope - what song you want to sing Cheeky Girls Touch My Bum or 50 Cent?
[00:01] joefroobs: this is urgent m8, sortin it now
[00:02] infused rand0m: not sure
[00:02] infused rand0m: i can dj a song
[00:02] joefroobs: yeah what you do
[00:03] joefroobs: what song you guna do
[00:03] infused rand0m: day n night
[00:03] infused rand0m: kid cudi
[00:04] infused rand0m: check it out
[00:04] joefroobs: yeah yeah the pope will love that
[00:04] infused rand0m: this is fuckin serious aint it
[00:04] joefroobs: yeah man
[00:04] joefroobs: this will be HUGE
[00:04] infused rand0m: can i get account done i invite
[00:04] infused rand0m: and preinvite
[00:04] infused rand0m: so i can get decen wars m8
[00:04] joefroobs: yeah will be done in 3/4 days
[00:04] joefroobs: yeah will be done in 3/4 days
[00:05] joefroobs: right sorry m8 for all the questions, its been a long night but i got one more
[00:06] joefroobs: David Beckham is coming to England in 2 weeks, him Shearer, Pele and D1ablo are in a 5aside team for charity
[00:07] joefroobs: can you fill in for figo as he is injured?
[00:07] joefroobs: I mean you might have to play in goal, but i could probs hook you up on the lefteft
[00:08] infused rand0m: m8
[00:08] infused rand0m: u try to fuck me around
[00:08] infused rand0m: mean ifnused
[00:08] joefroobs: no mate, this is really big
[00:08] infused rand0m: first u ask me all these questions
[00:08] joefroobs: this will be REALLY BIG
[00:08] infused rand0m: then black calls me a hacker
[00:09] joefroobs: dw m8 i got black sorted dude, if he starts saying shit il get his knee caps done, ive done it before to kickR
[00:09] joefroobs: trust me m8 dont worry about blackmane
[00:09] infused rand0m: well vanner just went sorry
[00:09] joefroobs: so you want to play in goal?
[00:09] infused rand0m: na
[00:10] infused rand0m: att
[00:10] infused rand0m: or def
[00:10] joefroobs: yeh you can play in a forward 3 of pele you and shearer
[00:10] joefroobs: that cool?
[00:10] infused rand0m: ye
[00:10] infused rand0m: fine
[00:10] infused rand0m: am i in or out
[00:10] infused rand0m: need to know
[00:10] infused rand0m: now
[00:10] infused rand0m: talk to vanner
[00:10] infused rand0m: let me know
[00:10] joefroobs: yeah ur in
[00:11] rand0m: well he just told me to detag
[00:11] rand0m: wtf is goin on
[00:11] rand0m: sort this out now tbh
[00:11] joefroobs: sorry m8, we got the wrong guy
[00:11] rand0m: so i aint in
[00:11] rand0m: i not in team then?
[00:12] joefroobs: yeh sorry, i got the names mixed up
[00:12] joefroobs: a guy called Pete Cannon is the man
[00:12] rand0m: who with m8 though
[00:12] rand0m: oh my god
[00:12] rand0m: thanks for gettin my hopes up man"

Z R O // nvc Posted 1 month ago: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:12:15 +0000

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