i was attack by a piss
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Believe it or not, this is not a troll post.

The other day I was live in my house and all of a sudden my housemate comes and was like omg why havent you pay bill and i was like i pay bill when i get money but at the moment no money but he wasnt happy with this answer and he was like i fuck kill you man unless you pay but i didnt want pay now and he properly snaped.

Okay long story shrot i punched him in the face and he was not happy haha!! he walked up to me and go mate ur dead cos ur not pay but i was like I TOLD YOU IM GOIN TO PAID and he keps hassle me so i say if you keep do that im goin to pis you and he was like NO I PISS YOU FIRST so we both got our willise out and piss aon each other, but i piss first so iw onned.

still, it sounds like happy story yes?? not so many, when i go uni he piss on lal my stuff and now im sat here with just a shoe and a rasher of bacon to my name and he is piss everywhere happy laughing face fucker guy.

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Translation, as required by Goodeh:

Believe it or not, this is not a troll post.

The other day I was chilling in my mansion, when all of a sudden my living colleague entered my humble abode and said to me "Why haven't you paid your dough?". I replied, "I'll pay my bills when I get my dolla". This response proved less than cool for him, and he responded with death threats. However, this just made me more irate and less likely to pay.

Huge fable tiny, I sprung him in the head, which didn't end well. He provided more afterlife abuse, and I reassured him that I would pay when it became a choice, but he continued to give me grief about it. It was at this point I decided to pee on him. He reciprocated, and we emptied our urinary tracts onto each other. I finished before him, and therefore won the 300 fight scene.

That said, the battle was not over, as he proceeded to wee all over my things when I attended my place of learning, and now I am left with just a foot device and a rasher of salted pork back to my name, and he is still laughing.

Felix Morgan // felix Posted 1 month ago: Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:24:53 +0000

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