The cogs are turning in ETF2L’s new AFS Season and Division 1 has produced a peach of a fixture tonight

E-Sports World Cup? Never heard of it mate. ETF2L? Now you’re talking!

Forget about all that French folly in Disneyland; tonight is all about ETF2L’s cringetastically named All Fucking Summer league.

OK we might not have $70,000 up for grabs but there is most definitely a long length of e-penis inches at stake.

Team Dignitas are coming in to this fixture having failed to claim a victory that was rightfully theirs against Division 1 minnows, k1ck eSports Club. I missed out on actually seeing that match due to some mysterious STV problems, or perhaps Duncan "dunc" Wraight sensed a poor showing was on the cards and slipped me the bogus information...

Conspiracy theories aside, Broder must be feeling confident facing Dignitas on Obscure, the map which they gift-wrapped for k1ck only two days ago and infamously rage quit on against I Don’t Know? in ETF2L Season 7’s climactic finish. I will be very interested to see what Dignitas’ response will be if Broder play the slow game and give Robin "wltrs" Brinkestål a chance to dust off his sniper rifle; I don’t think they can out-snipe him, so I’m hoping for all out aggression.

I really have no clue who will triumph on Gravelpit. Arto "agron" Gröndahl is out of the picture now for Team Dignitas, but perhaps they can still find inspiration from his legendary Gravelpit tactics instructional video. Broder are perhaps the more active and well drilled team at present, but Finnish people eat, sleep and shit Gravelpit so I will be looking for big performances from Rauli "Darn" Savela, Asko "Haza" Hasu and Jukka "Rebeli" Kauppinen.

Team Line-ups
Broder	vs.	Team Dignitas
Torden Sneis weqo morf wltrs Fanva		bybben Darn Rebeli dunc haza ryb

But alas, this whole article has just be a subterfuge for some shameful self-promotion. You can catch yours truly along with Cadred’s resident motor-mouth Dave “dave” Hopton on ETF2L Radio tonight, as well as some Scot scruff by the name of Swarley who’s biggest claim to fame is that he knows Stealthy; I mean where do they get these people?!

Check the match ticker on your right for the most up to date information and tune in tonight on Mumble and STV from 20:00 BST for what potentially will be the greatest cast of all time. I don’t want to hype it too much... so bear in mind that dave and Swarley will be there to drag standards down. Much love to FakkelBrigade as usual for facilitating the whole shebang!

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Source: ETF2L