"So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation". Not my words but the words of transvestite evil genius Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the truly wretched musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Luckily for you I won't be donning fishnet stockings, nor singing, but I will be inviting you to expand on the piece about creating the greatest CS:S player of all time.

It's probably safe to say that some of you out there disagree with the array of body parts we used to create ours, so in the interests of fairness we welcome you all to tell us who we should have used instead and why.

This invitation is even extended to all the best players out there in the CS:S community, since as we know how you guys know better than us following on from the "Top Ten Most Overrated Players List" we produced. Now's your chance to tell us why we're idiots.

It can be delivered in any style you wish and the best entry will be published on the front page, complete with artwork for the finished product. Your chance to contribute to a little slice of Cadred history, something a bit more telling than a recruitment post or a temporary forum ban.

So, bonesaws at the ready and send your entries in to Richard.Lewis@heavenmedia.com. We'd expect no less than 750 words but for the right piece, word limit means nothing.

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