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Clock Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:41:10 +0000

Behind The Gamer #1 : fatal
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In this article we thought we'd break the mold a bit, and find out a bit more about the top gamers in the EU scene. Rather than finding out their LAN expectations, their practice schedules or their history as a gamer, Behind The Gamer will aim to show a different aspect of the top players, and perhaps one you wouldn't get to see in a formal interview. The answers are raw and un-edited, and haven't been sugar coated in any way. Hope you enjoy!

Felix :
Hey Kyle. Let's get this started. You're on a desert island. You have 1 power plug, and no matter what you take you can't contact the outside world. You have enough food and drink to last forever, what 3 luxury items do you take?
fatal :
I would take a tooth brush, salt & a whip.

Felix :
Would you rather look like Warden and be permanently rich or look like Brad Pitt and be permanently poor?
fatal :
Brad Pitt, the amount of pussy you'd get would outweigh being poor ;)

Felix :
If you could swap lives with any person in the world, who would it be, and why?
fatal :
Britney Spears, always wanted to know what its like being a rich trailer park slut.

Felix :
Describe your perfect date.
fatal :
Cinema, blowjob, cum in the mouth, good movie like THE REC!

Felix :
Speaking of movies, if you directed a movie, what would it be about? Give me the basic plot.
fatal :
I would direct an epic trilogy about world of warcraft geeks playing in their mum's basement and weighin bout 200lbs and masterbating over female gnomes.

Felix :
Don't tell Luke "KritikaL" Green or he'll be gagging for the lead role! Ant or Dec?
fatal :
Which ones which?

Felix :
I actually have no idea.
fatal :
After looking on Google, I'd say Dec. Ant looks like he'd take it up the ass after a few pints.

Felix :
Speaking of awkwardly close males, if you could only speak to one of them again, jaFro or ben0?
fatal :
Ben0, even thought he is a retarded spastic when it comes to playing CSS, I've got more history with him .

Felix :
Would you rather be the world's best CSS player or be the #1 striker for a mid table premiership football team?
fatal :
Obviously a football player, what you gona say to a girl? "Hi i play computer games im the best, wna fuck?" The only girls fatality is pulling are the "average" looking females who drool over his nike flip flops.

Felix :
If you could have any one super power, what would it be?
fatal :
Wouldnt mind flying, means i could look cool in my blue tights and girly red cape. With +9 stamina enchant on cloak.

Felix :
Okay, and to finish things off, give me a quote that describes your outlook on life best.
fatal :
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it"
Felix :


Thanks for your time Kyle, best of luck in whatever the hell it is you do.

Felix Morgan // felix
Posted 7 months ago: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:37:24 +0100

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